Craig A, Andy and Graeme go through the winners and losers from the Christmas period in the Scottish Premiership.

Joel, Craig F and Shaughan get together to go through the best moments of season 2017/18 so far. Including... an advertisement for East Fife casuals, Joe Miller's epic fantasy, Pedro Caixinha in the shrub, Inverness' brush with porn, Ian Cathro... in general, and Graeme Doorans.

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WARNING - For the next two weeks there will be only one podcast per week for the Christmas and New Year schedule. We'll return to our usual two podcasts per week after that.

Craig A and Graeme are joined by Celtic fan Stevie to look back over the Scottish Premiership weekend, including Hibs being gubbed at Pittodrie, Kilmarnock continuing to shine and Dundee winning the battle of the bottom-dwellers.

And oh yeah, the end of Celtic's 69-game unbeaten run in spectacular fashion at Tynecastle.

Craig F, Shaughan and CGT join forces to chew bumblegum and body trolls... and they're all out of bumblegum. Before that they discuss Dunfermline's recent slide, Queen of the South's recent rise, signs of life on and off the park for Airdrie, and a rundown of all the major players in League Two.

BUILD A WALL! BUILD A WALL! BUILD A WALL!

Monday's show partners Craig Fowler and Joel Sked to pick apart all six Ladbrokes Premiership games from the weekend. There's the wild finish at Easter Road as Hibs come within inches of ending the 'Invincibles', Partick Thistle forcing Kilmarnock into a change of shape and still managing to lose 5-1, Ross County's suffocating tactics at Ibrox, St Johnstone's unusually attacking line-up, Hearts doing about the same but managing to win, and learning absolutely nothing we didn't already know from the game on Friday night.

Craig F, Rob and Gary get together to discuss Celtic's loss to Anderlecht, Rangers' endless pursuit of Derek McInnes, Hamilton's double award win, and the Scottish Premiership Team of the Season (so far).

Andy and Craigs Cairns and Anderson discuss the weekend Premiership action, including Rangers edging into second after another victory over Aberdeen, the melee at Tynecastle and EAMONN BROPHY netting the winner for Killie.

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Thursday's show unites Craig F, Duncan and Shaughan as the trio delve into the Scottish lower leagues. Starting with the League Two title race, the guys talk interesting characters at Elgin, what Mark McGuigan's nickname should be, and whether Hearts will play a part in who wins the title. From there it's League One with Shaughan ranting about the Rovers and an appreciation for Ayr United's recent form. Then there's a quick look at the Championship midweek fixtures and Dumbarton's inability to sustain a lead.

They then finish off the show with a quick recap of the two Premiership games, including Motherwell coming oh-so-close to stopping Celtic's reign of terror.

Craig, Graeme and Andy run through the major incidents of Celtic's League Cup final victory over Motherwell before turning their attention to the weekend Premiership matches.

Barry.

Craig F, Duncan and Gary get together a day earlier than usual to bring you a rather different podcast as the trio go through the 1974 German-production documentary The Big Clubs.

Could the opening titles be any more stereotypical? Is there a more Rangers-minded man than Willie Waddell? What does Glasgow have to offer aside from football? Does Jock Stein taint his legacy against non-Old Firm fan with the usual guff? Who the hell is editing this thing? And which side of the Glasgow divide does Cliff Hanley prefer?

From there the trio discuss the upcoming Betfred Cup final and whether Motherwell have any chance of causing an upset over Celtic.

Watch the documentary here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19j95pGNzI8

This week, a sleep-deprived Craig Cairns fumbles his way through the running order while being continuously rescued by Craig Anderson and Graeme Thewliss.

They rounded up the weekend's action, including questioning how the hell Accies left Ibrox with a clean sheet, Motherwell's hex over Aberdeen and Hearts ruining the image of the game beyond disrepair. 

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Craig F and Joel team up to discuss Scotland's interest in Michael O'Neill and why some fans are going off on the idea. Then they move to discussing some of the top flight's most improved players over this season so far, before scanning through the Daily Record's Cult Heroes list. Before they finish they look forward to which stories await us after the weekend's football.

Gary, Rob and Craig F get together to cover our yearly feature looking at player-swap deals in the Ladbrokes Premiership. Before Rob loses his shit at Craig for trading away Hearts players for 10p in the pound, among other transgressions, there's chat about the Irn-Bru Cup quarter-finals and the possibility of the Scottish FA moving to Murrayfield.

Craig F, Joel and Shaughan begin by discussing Csaba Laszlo's return to Scottish football with Dundee United. From there the trio look at the Championship title race as a whole and whether Falkirk have improved as a team under Paul Hartley. The guys then finish by looking at the comedic factor in Scottish football and reason why it is so damn funny.

Craig F, Craig C and Robert get together to chat about the weekend's football. The trio discuss Ross Draper showing his worth in Ross County's win over Motherwell, Cedric Kipre's brainfart tendencies, Accies' continued success against Aberdeen, Greg Stewart's frank admission, the centre-back/winger who won Hibs the game on Saturday, Neil McCann's constant fury, Thistle's poor defensive showing at Ibrox, an easier and yet crucial period for Killie coming up, and Scott Brown's Player of the Year credentials.

Duncan and Craig F look back at the midweek action, with Celtic showing an improved performance against Bayern Munich and Hibs continuing their form against Kilmarnock.

The pair then move on to a pair of features. First is a look at the increasing trend of managers being sacked, especially in League Two. Then they look at the best awaydays in Scottish football.

Craig F and Joel look back at the weekend's Scottish Premiership action, including the triumphant return of King Kenny, saviour of Rangers hopes of probably finishing third. There's also talk of useless Hearts, Dundee's defensive woes, concerns over Stevie May, the change in approach for Thistle, Hibs keeping their momentum going, and rotation stalling the champions.

Craig and Joel, minus a dejected Rob, discuss Thursday's big news, which was the sacking of Pedro Caixinha. From there the duo look back at the Portuguese head coach's last minute, before moving on to the, urgh, Edinburgh derby victory for Hibs.

Having taken up over 40 minutes by this point, they then race through the rest of the midweek fixtures in the top flight.

Craig F, Joel and Gary look back on the weekend's football, including the completely unsurprising result in Sunday's Betfred Cup semi-final, Celtic's second-gear four-goal performance, Hibs' change in tactics, how Dundee managed to dominate and lose at Firhill, Hamilton's dreadful defence, and the worst game of the season so far.

Craig F is joined by Shaughan and CGT for some red hot lower league banter. The trio discuss Dundee United's shaky start to the season, Livingston's rise up the Championship table, Brechin's bid to create the wrong sort of history, Raith Rovers' shaky five-point lead atop League One, Airdrieonians knackering coupons, the standard of League Two, inappropriate metaphors and the latest edition of BODY ALL TROLLS.

Craig Anderson and Robert Borthwick join Craig Cairns to round up another belting weekend of Premiership action, including Carlos Pena's bathing habits, Kris Boyd channeling Steven MacLean and Brendan Rodgers' fixture grumbles.

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Craig F, Joel and Duncan discuss the sacking of Gordon Strachan: if it was a surprise in the end, whether the national boss had any say in his exit, and who the next manager will be (please not Malky).

The trio then have a closer look at Strachan's genetics excuse, and try to predict the Scotland squad at the beginning of the next qualification campaign.

Craig Cairns is joined by Andy Harrow and Graeme Thewliss to talk through yet another near miss for Scotland. Did Strachan's stubbornness affect his team selection and substitutions? How did we conceded so much possession? And the maturing of Leigh Griffiths.

You bet.

Craig and Gary dissect Scotland's nerve-wracking victory over Slovakia to keep our World Cup hopes alive. Despite the result, should McGregor have played? Did Slovakia psyche themselves out? And were we lucky, or lucky after being very unlucky?

The pair also talk about our chances in Slovenia, possible play-off opponents, and which artists should have sung our official songs had we made it to any of the previous NINE tournaments.

Craig Anderson and Andy Harrow join Craig Cairns to run through the weekend Premiership fixtures, including the battle to replace Stuart Armstrong in the Scotland team, Pena doing himself no favours by escaping three red cards and a four-minute rant on Killie being stuck in the same old cycle.

Swell.

Craig F, Shaughan and Gary talk Celtic's massive win over Anderlecht, Peter Houston's exit from Falkirk, the two careers of Owen Coyle, John Robertson's alternative universe, Airdrieonians statement-happy chairman, and why we'll miss Gary Bollan.

Graeme Thewliss and Craig Cairns are joined by the returning Derek Connor. They started by focusing on the don't-call-it-the-Old-Firm match, although since we couldn't find a Celtic fan to get on the show we talked mainly about Rangers. From there we rounded up the rest of the weekend Premiership action including Steven MacLean's alternative sporting career and Craig Levein's army marching on.

Stay safe.

Joel and Craig F look back on the three Betfred Cup games which took place before the recording, including whether Hibs can feel any better about themselves after the victory over Livingston, Rangers' formation change at Partick Thistle, and the manner in which Dundee tried to stop Celtic.

The duo then preview this weekend's Rangers v Celtic match, before sticking all of the hilarious glory around the 1999 SHAME GAME!

Craig Cairns is joined by Graeme Thewliss and Craig Anderson to round up a packed weekend of action including Dundee finally discovering how to finish chances, Neil Lennon describing why he doesn't pick himself for Hibs, and countless contentious decisions from those matches and elsewhere.

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Craig F, Duncan and Shaughan join forces to look back on Celtic's 5-0 thumping at the hands of PSG and whether Hoops fans can expect more from their side against Europe's cream of the crop. From there they delve into the lower leagues, looking at the rise of St Mirren, the struggles of Dundee United, and the League One title race. The trio then finish things off with a monkey-themed Time Capsule.

Craig F, Gary and Rob rattle through the weekend's action, including Scott Allan and Murray Davidson's unfortunate substitutions, Celtic's cheat codes, and the state of Arnaud Djoum. Conspiracy theories, Murrayfield and Spey Bay also feature. 

Thursday’s podcast sees Craig F, Gary and Duncan (mainly Duncan) talking about the future of Scottish football coverage. Will BT win the battle for the TV deal, what do BBC Scotland need to improve on, and what of newspapers amid falling sales. Bit dry we know, but there’s the usual nonsense, including an acted out Time Capsule. Enjoy!

Craig Anderson and THISGraeme join Craig Cairns to go over Scotland's stonking victory in Lithuania before going through some of your suggestions of unfair Scottish football stereotypes. The guys then paused to watch the Scotland v Malta match before they returned, minus Craig Anderson, to analyse it.

Safe.

One day early! Thanks to scheduling conflicts (Transfer Deadline Day), The Terrace is coming to you a day early.

Because their Monday appearances have dried up, Joel and Craig F release their pent up opinions (if that's a thing) about each side in the Scottish Premiership.

There's also a look at every Hearts signing in the 'Craig Levein as director of football' era and transfer-saga Time Capsule.

Craig Cairns is joined by Robert and THISGraeme to run through the weekend Premiership action, including a goal bonanza at Firhill, Lee McCulloch finally saying he'll address Killie's home form, and a suggestion of a new name for one of Celtic Park's stands.

Respect.

Craig, Shaughan and Duncan discuss Celtic's Champions League draw, the second leg with Astana, TWO clubs sacking their managers in the last few days, Peter Houston being under pressure at Falkirk, the mental world of Billy Davies and the fall and rise of Dunfermline.

Word.

Craig Anderson, Andy Harrow and Craig Cairns run through the Scottish Premiership weekend, including Hamilton running riot at Hibs, Derek McInnes's continued tinkering, and Celtic's reserves dicking on the league.

Respect.

Craig F and Duncan have a chinwag about the appeals process and why it fails referees, Celtic's emphatic win against Astana, the mistakes made by Aberdeen in their new stadium bid, Hibs being bloody tremendous, and the most interesting lower league clubs from the first two weeks of the season.

Stay safe.

There's a Robert Borthwick, a Graeme Thewliss and an Andy Harr...hold on. There's a familiar looking face. Is that, is that....Craig Anderson? Yes, yes it is. Everyone's favourite statistician, (ex-)referee and pedant makes a triumphant return to look back at the weekend's action which was full of patter.

The trio start at Ibrox, discuss John Beaton, Anthony Stokes being the guy every team needs and Hibs looking good before weaving their way through Steven Boyd v Scott Allan, the red card bonanza at McDiarmid Park, Shay Logan's penchant for scoring against County, the Jags being denied a STONEWALL penalty (maybe) and a bit of hair pulling at Rugby Park.

Craig F, Gary and Duncan talk through the Betfred Cup action, including the (not so) surprising win for Dundee in the derby, Celtic kids putting Kilmarnock to the sword, St Johnstone being deceptively poor at home, and Rangers playing with a bit of urgency.

From there the trio read out some 5* reviews, make reactionary predictions based on week one, and end on a Time Capsule.

THE BIZ IS BACK - Scott is joined by Andy and Graeme as we review the week one action from Season Five. The boys discuss Celtic's opening day stroll against Jon Daly's Hearts, Simon Murray's colour clash, the damage done by Kris Boyd's sonic-boomer and Dundee's inability to defend. A quick discussion of how dreadful Accies' shirt is is complemented with positives from everyone at Fir Park.

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Craig F is joined by Shaughan and Craig G Telfer to bring you an extensive lower league preview. There's talk of Falkirk running Dundee United close for the Championship crown, Dunfermline's merging of last season's Raith Rovers with 2014 Rangers, Dumbarton putting the Kirkcaldy band back together, an exciting title battle in League One, Airdrie's numerous problems, and the biggest reason Edinburgh City shouldn't have signed Craig Thomson.

But that's not all! As customary when CGT is on the show, we finish with another BODY ALL TROLLS segment.

Monday sees the return of the Glasgow pod, with Graeme Thewliss, Robert Borthwick and Craig Cairns coming together to preview the Scottish Premiership season. Graeme channelled his inner Westwood for the quick-fire round before the guys run through their predictions for the season (spoiler: we think Celtic will win the league). There was even time at the end to run through our regular feature at this time of the season: the Terrace XI.

Please don't make us talk about Cathro again.

Howdy ho, Terraceists! The first show of the new season. Not much seemed to have happened over the summer, thankfully...

Craig F, Gary, Joel and Duncan play the part of football scouts (or Wikipedia readers) to predict which signings will be the best and worst for each club in the top flight. There was some interesting debate and discussion (Aberdeen, Hibs, Rangers) and some 'eeny, meeny, miny, moe' (Hamilton).