Graeme leads Robert and Thom through the week's Hampden and Murrayfield debate (avoiding blood on anyone's hands), discuss Dembexit as well as a whole collection of good, bad, and downright terrible deadline day moves. The boys round off a solid Thursday patter pod with the return to the main show of an old favourite in Do Me A Solid.

Two of the Craigs and Andy run through the Premiership weekend, including Motherwell's last-minute salvage operation, Gary Dicker's brutal challenge on Callumn Morrison and Tommy Wright turning St Johnstone sexy.

Joel, Shaughan and Gary delve into the four top leagues taking an in-depth look at the current situation with Dundee, Ayr United, Arbroath and Albion Rovers where there was some chat about Shaughan's tumble dryer catching fire.

The trio then moved on to discuss the latest transfers and speculation in Scotland.

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Graeme leads Andy Harrow and Craig Fowler through the weekend's Betfred Cup action as they discuss 7 weeks of Kenny Miller, Celtic's caravan, The Claret and Amber Machine and Aberdeen bodying St Mirren (among other things).

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Graeme and Craig A are joined by a Glasgow-appearing Robert Borthwick. The trio took a deep delve into Celtic's Champions League exit and their transfer policy, including a conspiracy theory about Eimilio Izaguirre's return.

They then made snap judgements about every Premiership club, including a prolific own goal scorer, a man-eating pitch and a variety of clubs finishing second.

Craig F is joined by Craig Cairns and Duncan to look back on the weekend's action, including Celtic being worse than their second last visit to Tynecastle, Levein proving the doubters wrong, St Johnstone showing more adventure, Dundee's deja vu, the Banter Years question, Canning's substitution and hundreds of millions of fucking black pellets.

Graeme is joined by Craig Anderson and Thom Watt as they discuss Celtic's latest installment of their European adventure. The boys then dive into a new feature, discussing what's hot and what's not, before rounding off with some transfer talk and inspired by Elgin City's unique season ticket distribution, discuss what they'd sell out the back off a car.

Craig Fowler is joined by Duncan McKay and Joel Sked to talk through the weekend's football. The trio begin with Sunday's live game at Pittodrie, as Steven Gerrard drank the Kool-Aid after watching his side better a shan Aberdeen performance with ten men. They then move to the two sides likely to battle it out for the title - Hearts and Hibs, of course - before trying to think of something original to say about Celtic beating Livi at home. There's a laugh about Jack Hamilton's antics before finishing on Tommy Wright's defensive relapse.

It's the lower league preview extravaganza! Craig Fowler is joined by CGT, Shaughan and Arbroath superstar Danny Denholm to go through each and every one of the 30 clubs from the three divisions. There's also a bodying of everyone's favourite troll to round things out.