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Tony and Shaughan are joined by Dumbarton supporter and journalist Fraser Clarke to discuss the latest goings on in the lower league. This includes Barry Smith’s exit from Brechin City, a Terrace Podcast trip to Elgin and the make-up of League One after three weeks.

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Craig Fowler and Gary Cocker look back on the Betfred Cup weekend, including Dundee's failure to hold on, Celtic's struggles, surprisingly competent Hearts, defensive woes galore at Easter Road, and Killie disgruntlement despite victory.

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Gary Cocker, Robert Borthwick and Duncan McKay assess Celtic’s efforts on Tuesday night versus Cluj. They also manage to confuse themselves working out who could play for Scotland if FIFA rules were broken. They finish up discussing their new season’s resolutions to be better fans.

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Graeme is joined by Thom Watt and Andy Harrow as they discuss the weekend's action.

Are Celtic in a better place under Neil Lennon? How good is Ryan Jack? ILKAY DURMUS HYPE TRAIN! All the ways the St. Johnstone and Livingston didn't make any sense, how we're all Lewis Smith fans now and how Hearts have signed loads of players that have made them worse.

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Thursday's show sees Jo Hendry joined by Joel and Tony. The trio talk about Celitc's draw with Cluj in Romania and the challenges the club faces in getting to the group stages. They went on to chat transfers, namely Kieran Tierney's move to Arsenal, before finishing by looking at the start of the season and the feeling you get when it all starts again.

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For the opening round of Season 7, Graeme, Craig Anderson and Craig Cairns run through the weekend Premiership matches in a slightly different fashion - each providing a sizzling-hot take for each of the 12 sides based on 90 minutes of football

Find out which two sides have been underestimated in the season predictions, which striker appears to be a complete waste of money and which bottom six player fans are likely to be saying deserves a Scotland call-up this season.

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Joel Sked is joined by lower league experts Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer for a bumper lower league preview show. All 30 teams are analysed. From the Dundee duds duking it out in the Championship to the manager who will be linked with the first jobs which come available in the second tier to Paul Hartley and Cove Rangers. From the handsomeness of Craig Barr and Tom Lang to Dumbarton's scattergun approach, Annan's raiding of Workington Reds to Alfredo Agyeman and Salim Kouider-Aissa.

Direct download: Lower_league_bonanza.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 2:50pm PDT

Tony, Fowler and Duncan start off the 2019/20 season with their picks for the best and worst signings from all 12 Scottish Premiership sides so far this summer transfer window.

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All the Craigs! Telfer, Fowler, Anderson, Cairns... get together to give their votes in our end-of-season awards special. Enjoy!

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:57am PDT

Fowler and Duncan are joined by debutant Jo Hendry to discuss Saturday’s Scottish Cup final as Celtic clinched the treble treble before offering Neil Lennon the manager’s job. Fowler then tries to pacify angry Celtic fans in our Twitter mentions before the trio discuss the Premiership play-off final and the funniest penalty shootout ever seen.

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Craig Fowler is joined by Joel and Gary as they list their top strikers in Scotland right now.

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Just two of the Craigs this week as we have a lopsided look at the weekend Premiership matches, spending most of the time on the top six matches before moving on to the dead rubbers.

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Fowler is joined by CGT and A View From The Terrace assistant producer Gemma Hood to discuss the latest big news in the lower leagues: Falkirk’s relegation, Brechin’s (second) relegation, Peterhead’s title win, upheaval at Cappielow, a new boss at Queens and the first legs of the playoffs.

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Graeme is joined by Craig Anderson and Andy Harrow as they show why they're the VHS to Edinburgh's betamax. 

The boys batter through a round of hotties or notties, discussing colour co-ordination, coffins and Cowdenbeath. 

They finish of the Thursday show with 'Stick or Twist', would you sell or hold on to each asset from the Ladbrokes Premiership?

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 11:39am PDT

Craig F and Shaughan struggle on without the ailing Joel Sked to bring you the best of the best in Scottish football.

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Andy Harrow is joined by Thom Watt and Craig Anderson to round up the weekend’s Premiership action. They kick off with the bottom six fixtures, where they discuss Jim McIntyre’s unwanted nine in a row, the good and bad of Hamilton Accies and St Mirren’s positive mental attitude. The pod is rounded off with the top six, where there’s chat about Hearts’ own goal symmetry, Rangers’ penalty addiction and an unconvincing Celtic.

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Duncan, Gary and Fowler answer your questions, including wanting your team to lose, strange encounters with footballers, and what the hell is going on in the Championship

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Craig Anderson and Thom Watt join Graeme as they dissect the weekend's Premiership action. 

They drop in on the Hearts not being long-ball and the Thunderdome at Rugby Park before heading to Perthshire, Livi and Hamilton. 

They round of the week by being a little bit in love with Braveheart Omeonga.

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Craig F, Gary and Joel briefly touch on the completely expected sacking of Alex McLeish, before delving into their lists of the best 12 wingers in the Scottish top flight.

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Thom and Andy join Craig Cairns to discuss the Scottish Cup semi-finals, including some disagreement about the Dom Ball red card and why Hearts are the England of Scottish football.

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Fowler, Joel and Duncan run through their top 12 central midfielders in Scotland right now.

Don't @ us.

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Graeme is joined by Craigs Anderson and Cairns to run through the weekend Premiership action.

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Graeme is joined by Rob and Andy and its a thursday PATTER POD. 

The boys fire through the midweek action to get to the juicy content, chatting scenes they'd like to see across the SPFL for the remainder of the season, before running through some...interesting Do Me A Solids.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 12:37pm PDT

On Monday's show Craig A, Thom and Craig C run through the weekend Premiership action but only after a brief round of Hotties and Notties.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 12:04pm PDT

It's time for the next of our top-12 lists which means it's time to decide if Andrew Considine is an average centre-half or an average full-back, if Jason Kerr is good enough to have helped Scotland to a 2-0 defeat in Kazakhstan, and whether or not St Mirren's Mihai Popescu has played enough to justify inclusion.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 1:33pm PDT

On Monday's show, Graeme, Andy and Craig A kick off with the game that is sweeping the nation, Hotties and Notties, before turning to the infinitely less interesting matches in San Marino and the Highlands.

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Craig Fowler is joined by Duncan McKay to go through Scotland’s unbelievable (yet entirely believable) defeat to Kazakhstan. They discuss the shocking underperformance of both player and manager, and a completely wild take from Jim White. They then pick their teams for the San Marino match before casting an eye over domestic matters with predictions for POTY nominations.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 1:44pm PDT

For Monday's Premiership round-up, raging hipsters Craig A, Graeme and Craig C try to analyse the weekend's football but end up getting sidetracked by xG and skinny jeans instead.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 12:32pm PDT

Joel and Gary get together for another Thursday Edinburgh podcast. The duo choose their top 12 full-backs.

Does Mikael Lustig miss out? Who is Gary's surprise omission? Which player does Joel confess is love for? All these questions answered and some analysis as well.

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Thom, Andy and Craig Cairns run through the weekend Premiership action, including Ziggy Gordon's retirement match, a game so bad one of the Terrace podcasters left at half-time and Brendan Rodgers continuing to bullshit Celtic fans.

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Joel and Shaughan spend a Thursday night in each other's company to bring the third instalment of the patter list. There are fans in trees, balls thrown, balls kicked, crying players and burglars. There may also be some chat around episode one of the TV show. 

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The trio analyse the rate per minute of David Robertson's swearing and hear about Graeme's in-game diet before running through the Scottish Cup quarter-finals where Craig Cairns compares Inverness's management duo to a wrestling tag team.

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Graeme is joined by Craig Anderson and Andy Harrow as the boys review the weekend's action. 

They kick off with a resurgent (?) Dundee against a resurgent (?) Hibernian, as they try to figure out who is resurgent and who isn't. They check in on Rangers 5 goals from 5 different bodies, and some FUNNY at Celtic Park. 

They round it off with a perfect Graeme Shinnie game for Aberdeen, a discussion on Schroedinger's Hearts and the game dubbed El Plastico.

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Graeme is joined by Rob and Andy for a Thursday PATTER POD.

The boys work their way through a new feature, HOTTIES or NOTTIES, as they discuss what is currently hot, or not, in Scottish football...and other stuff.

They follow this up with a tribute to Inverness Caledonian Thistle's incredible ability to draw games of football, by giving some of their favourite draws.

Finally, as you'd expect, the boys blast through a quick Do Me A Solid, where you'll find out about conspiracies and how to stop your team being dismantled.

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Craig Anderson and Thom are joned by Craig Cairns to go through the weekend's Premiership matches, including Scott Wright getting the right loan move at maybe the wrong time, why Livingston might be relegated next season and why Alfredo Morelos isn't to blame for Rangers' faltering title challenge.

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Shaughan, Craig G Telfer and Duncan discuss the relegation zones in the Championship and League 1 and who is in with a shout of promotion from League 2.

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Thom Watt and Robert Borthwick join Craig Anderson to discuss an exciting weekend of Scottish Cup football. The boys speculate on whether Scott Bain and Sam Cosgrove will ever get back to normal and discuss UFC's expansion into Paisley and Kilmarnock.

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Craig F, Joel and Gary look back on the midweek games by picking things they liked and disliked about the action.

Like - St Mirren making 23rd minute tactical changes, Oliver Burke's form, the impact of January signings, Alfredo Morelos' finish, and the new sexy Motherwell.

Dislike - Hearts-Livi, Hearts-Livi, Hearts-Livi

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Joel Sked and Duncan McKay stepped up to the plate for the Monday show. Instead of the usual round-up from the Scottish Premiership they went down a different path and picked out winners and losers from the weekend's round of fixtures.

Plenty.

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Craig F is joined by CGT and Gary to talk through Hamilton's new management team, the Scottish Cup replays (Dundee, LOL), the Scottish Championship title race, and the performance of the season at Hampden.

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Graeme is joined by Thom and Andy as they work their way through the weekend's action.

The boys talk through the Rangers return to form, discuss Hibs at length both on and off the park, Celtic's quality and Accies' apathy.

They round off the weekend's action with a discussion on whether hearts can win the league, Roarie Deacon v Motherwell and finally Aberdeen v Killie.

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Graeme and Andy are given a real treat, as Duncan McKay joins us from Edinburgh as the Ladbrokes Premiership returns to us! 

The boys have a quick-fire 12 team 'Hot-Take' extravaganza, as they give their searing takes on each of the 12 top flight teams; who is sorted, who is doomed, who is saved, and who is going to soar. 

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Craig F is joined by Joel and Shaughan to go over the weekend's Scottish Cup action. As is common in the competition there were no shocks to discuss. Not Auchinleck Talbot's win over Ayr United or Stenhousemuir's draw with Aberdeen or Raith Rovers thumping of Dunfermline's dunderheid defence.

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The triumphant return of Shaughan and CGT has the guys talking through the Championship relegation battle, Arbroath's procession to the title, Stenhousemuir's struggles and things finally looking up for Cowdenbeath. 

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Graeme is joined by Thom and Craig as they decide which top flight teams, players and managers need to hit the ground running in the Scottish Cup (Falkirk fans can skip ahead), before delving into a new section; discussing the most memorable Scotland games. Some good, some unique, and one very very ugly. 
 
The boys round out the week's show with a quick list of lower league winners and losers.
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Gary, Fowler and Joel join forces to discuss Dundee's... erm... 'familiar' signing policy, what's next for Hibs after a tough opening half to the campaign, Dunfermline getting rid of AJ and hiring Stevie Crawford, and finish on a discussion of Scottish football referees this season.

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Graeme is joined by Thom and Andy as they discuss the transfer window so far. Running through each of the top flight sides, they describe the good, bad and shrug of the transfer window so far.

They round off the show as each of them pick their best U21 XI's.

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Andy and Thom are joined by Craig Cairns to run through the SPFL winners and losers of the festive period, including Halliday's redemption, Haring's hernia and the rise of the A-team.

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Craig F and Joel combine to run through every team in the top flight and which players they should offer pre-contract deals to next month. Who the hell do you give to Celtic? Should Rangers go after a prodigal son? Is it impossible to find someone for Livingston? Is Lee Wallace washed? This, and much more...

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Graeme is joined by Rob and Andy to talk their way through anything but football. The boys put together their SPFL Festive XI (which gets tenuous), festive do me a solids, a Terrace Podcast secret santa, our now traditional Christmas carol before discussing our favourite Christmas films.

Merry Christmas!

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Despite calls from a certain member of the podcast for the episode to be cancelled it went ahead with Joel, Duncan and Gary. Despite calls from a certain member of the podcast to discuss anything other than football, the trio reviewed the weekend action.

Hearts were unfortunate to go down to Livingston in a game which had five goals, Hibs deservedly defeated a hapless Celtic side, Jordan Jones bodied Cammy Kerr, Aberdeen Aberdeen'd, Rangers crossed a lot and St Johnstone let the podcast down.

Go forth.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 1:41pm PDT

Craig F, Craig C and Joel look back at a big night in the Europa League as Celtic make it through and Rangers do not. After dissecting those games they turn their attention to Aberdeen 3-2 Livingston, before looking through the big topics of the week: Leigh Griffiths' break from football, Jamie Robson's racial awareness and Steven Davis' link with Rangers.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:13am PDT

Thom, Rob and Craig Cairns run through the weekend Premiership action. The gang look at Celtic's five-star showing, the armed forces derby and THE POD FINALLY STOPS UNDERESTIMATING ST JOHNSTONE!

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Craig F and Joel take a break from the norm to discuss who they believe to be the best player from each Ladbrokes Premiership side.

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Shaughan, Joel and Craig F combine to talk through the action from both Europa League games involving Scottish clubs before Shaughan educates the other two on the recent happenings at Stenhousemuir, Airdrieonians, Dumbarton and Raith Rovers.

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It's Monday's show! Graeme is joined by Craig Anderson and Thom Watt as they work their way through the weekend's action. The boys discuss Hearts' collapse after the apertura, a maverick buddie, Kyle Lafferty doing enough and Livi's recent struggles.

They then check in on Lanarkshire to see Motherwell complete the 3-0 set against Aberdeen, before discussing Dundee's possible resurgence. Rounding off the week, they talk about Celtic strolling through Hamilton and finish off with saints and Killie.

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Craig F, Duncan and Joel join forces to discuss Scotland's victory over Israel, including the typical overreaction, James Forrest's improvement and a deep dive on Steven Fletcher's performance. The trio then discuss another massive overreaction after Sky Sports were awarded the latest TV deal, before finishing on the upturn in Dundee United's fortunes.

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Graeme, Andy and Craig A do a deep dive on Scotland's performance against Albania on Saturday. Discussing Scotland's goals, a healthy amount praise for Steven Fletcher, Ryan Fraser and James Forrest, before giving their thoughts on Israel's defeat of Guatemala and Scotland's chances.

The boys then pick their 23 man squad that will win euro 2020 and have a run through lower league winners and losers.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 1:54pm PDT

Craig F, Shaughan and Joel join forces again to go through the best moments of the season, as they run through Scottish football's weird and wonderful from the middle of August through to October. They then extend the podcast to the start of November on the Patreon. Subscribe at patreon.com/terracepodcast to listen.

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Graeme, Thom and Craig take on illness head first by moaning about it. There's been six Premiership matches over the weekend and you'd better believe the boys will be talking about it. Graeme relives the horrors of Sunday before praising sexy St Johnstone, we discuss the happiest man in Ayrshire and whether anyone is happy with the Dundee result. The boys round off the show with some love for Aberdeen's back four, and a defence of tackling as a performance art as Livingston took on Celtic.

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Craig F is joined by Joel and Rob. The trio begin by going through some things that are "good" for the nation in the same way that Steven Fletcher's return to the national team is "good" for the nation. They then each get out their crystal ball and make predictions for the rest of the season based on the first round of fixtures. The show then finishes with a top 5 of their favourite managers currently in the SPFL.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 12:17pm PDT

Graeme is joined by Thom Watt and Andy Harrow as they do what is our custom and review the weekend's action. Hearts lose in Glasgow, Box Office Boyd, Samson's last stand (featuring sympathy for the Buddies), a resurgent Sexy St Johnstone, Liam Grimshaw's mazey runs and a 90 degree Steven Boyd.

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Craig F is joined by Duncan and Graeme to discuss the midweek action in the Ladbrokes Premiership, including Motherwell picking themselves up, the many problems with St Mirren, Gary's glorious Dundee rant, the end of Sexy St Johnstone, Accies fans being at the end of their tether with Martin Canning, Stevie Clarke continuing to own the Old Firm, and the 'Two Teams Play a Shit Game of Football Derby'.

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After all the build-up the Betfred Cup semi-finals didn't quite live up to expectation but that didn't stop Craig A, Rob and Craig C from dissecting them before moving on to the two Premiership matches from the weekend.

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Gary, Craig F and Shaughan begin by breaking down the many, many problems with Dundee at the moment. Craig then sums up the nonsensical nature of fandom by dreaming of a Tynecastle title push. From there they move to a deep dive of Dunfermline's recent struggles and the mounting pressure on Allan Johnston, before finishing with a rundown of the latest happenings in the managerial merry-go-round.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 12:55pm PDT

Thom, Craig Anderson and Craig Cairns run through the weekend Premiership action.

Keep it real.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 3:15pm PDT

Joel is joined by Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer for a delve into the lower leagues and it's a special. Once the Irn-Bru Cup formalities are out of the way the trio go three the Championship, League One and League Two.

There is the blessed curse of the seagull in Ayr, the shambles at Falkirk, an ode to Dick Campbell, a renaissance at Brechin, Edinburgh City's award for team of the quarter and differentiating between the levels of bobbins at the bottom of League Two. And much more.

There is also an enticing offer for Queen of the South fans at the end.

No delay, hit play.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 4:10pm PDT

Craig Anderson and Thom Watt talked through another Scotland defeat and suggested yet more solutions to the general problem of us not winning football matches very often. We then carry out some inductions into our very own Scottish Football Hall of Fame, including the surprise additions of David McNamee and Scott Severin. We round things off with a brief discussion of Gary Caldwell’s appointment at Partick Thistle.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 4:27pm PDT

Craig, Joel and Rob get together a day late because FUCKING SCOTLAND. The trio discuss Thursday night's game, but not before running through the things they'd rather have been doing instead. After all that they discuss Alex McLeish's future and what the starting XI should be going forward (and why they'd make terrible managers).

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 11:44am PDT

Craig Cairns makes the journey to Edinburgh to join Joel Sked and Shaughan McGuigan for a lower league bonanza. The trio start by discussing the departure of Csaba Laszlo from Dundee United and his rein ill-fated at Tannadice.

They jump into League One with glee as Shaughan rejoices over the return of fashionista John McGlynn at Raith Rovers and how the title race his shaping up with Arbroath and a surprise third entrant in East Fife.

The trio finish in League One with early pacesetters Edinburgh City and Stirling Albion who sacked manager Dave Mackay with a lengthy 38-word statement.

Go get it!

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 2:06pm PDT

CGT hosts on a Monday (say what?!) as Craig F returns alongside Joel Sked as the trio look back on the weekend's action in the Ladbrokes Premiership, including Livingston deservedly beating Rangers, Hearts playing football, Motherwell's sloppy defensive, Hibs' bright prospects and Dundee's long-awaited victory.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 2:42pm PDT

Joel is joined by Duncan and Gary to talk through the Betfred Cup action as there was a return to winning ways for league leaders Heart of Midlothian, Celtic's narrow win over St Johnstone, Rangers routine passage to the last four and how bad Aberdeen were despite defeating Hibs on penalties.

And, of course, the decision by the SPFL to host both semi-finals at Hampden Park. On the same day. A move welcomed by The Terrace.

They finished by talking Dundee and Elgin.

The treble is on...

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 2:48pm PDT

Graeme takes Andy Harrow and Thom Watt through the weekend's action, where Killie bodied Celtic, Rangers dominated St Johnstone and Dundee failed to remember what a winger is.

The trio also discuss how good Hamilton were, and whether the damage Alan Stubbs did to St Mitten can be repaired.

Finally, they pay sufficient service to Motherwell, Aberdeen, (league leaders) Hearts and Livingston.

Rock on!

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 1:30pm PDT

A lower league bonanza as Joel leads Shaughan, Craig G Telfer and the returning Danny Denholm through a forensic delve into the fag end of Scottish football.

There is a discussion about the Raith Rovers, Queen's Park and Stephen Dobbie from the recent Irn-Bru Cup games before the boys delve into the problems at Falkirk, Arbroath's chances in League 1 and the surprising struggles at Dumbarton.

There is, of course, enough time for a bit of *repeat after me* B-A-T! B-A-T! B-A-T! B-A-T! B-A-T! 

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 3:05pm PDT

Joel is joined by Gary and Robert to collectively shrug their shoulders at the announcement that the SFA chose one average football stadium over another stadium that when used for football would be average.

The trio then took a deep dive into Scotland's games against Belgium and Albania before a feature which saw one player removed from each Ladbrokes Premiership side and that side instantly get better.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 1:51pm PDT

Craig F, Shaughan and Joel join forces to look at the SFA disciplinary inconsistency, Alan Stubbs deserving the chop at St Mirren and Barry Smith (maybe) plotting his own exit at Raith Rovers.

From there the trio spend the next 25 minutes going through the start of their favourite moments of the season so far (the rest is continued over at Patreon.com/terracepodcast) before finishing on a special, non-CGT edition of BAT.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 1:31pm PDT

Andy, Craig Cairns and THISGraeme run through the weekend Premiership action including what turned out to be Stubbs's final game in charge at St Mirren, how Motherwell have managed to fill a Lionel-Ainsworth-shaped hole and Killie's first ever win over Aberdeen.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 12:22pm PDT

Two of the Craigs and Andy run through the Premiership weekend, including Motherwell's last-minute salvage operation, Gary Dicker's brutal challenge on Callumn Morrison and Tommy Wright turning St Johnstone sexy.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 2:33pm PDT

Joel, Shaughan and Gary delve into the four top leagues taking an in-depth look at the current situation with Dundee, Ayr United, Arbroath and Albion Rovers where there was some chat about Shaughan's tumble dryer catching fire.

The trio then moved on to discuss the latest transfers and speculation in Scotland.

Get up in it!

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 2:29pm PDT

Graeme leads Andy Harrow and Craig Fowler through the weekend's Betfred Cup action as they discuss 7 weeks of Kenny Miller, Celtic's caravan, The Claret and Amber Machine and Aberdeen bodying St Mirren (among other things).

As always, the Terrace comes to you in association with Nutmeg, who are hosting their first live event. Check out all the details and pick up tickets here:
https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/an-evening-with-nutmeg-tickets-49051715000

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 11:09am PDT

Graeme and Craig A are joined by a Glasgow-appearing Robert Borthwick. The trio took a deep delve into Celtic's Champions League exit and their transfer policy, including a conspiracy theory about Eimilio Izaguirre's return.

They then made snap judgements about every Premiership club, including a prolific own goal scorer, a man-eating pitch and a variety of clubs finishing second.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 2:16pm PDT

Craig F is joined by Craig Cairns and Duncan to look back on the weekend's action, including Celtic being worse than their second last visit to Tynecastle, Levein proving the doubters wrong, St Johnstone showing more adventure, Dundee's deja vu, the Banter Years question, Canning's substitution and hundreds of millions of fucking black pellets.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 1:39pm PDT

Graeme is joined by Craig Anderson and Thom Watt as they discuss Celtic's latest installment of their European adventure. The boys then dive into a new feature, discussing what's hot and what's not, before rounding off with some transfer talk and inspired by Elgin City's unique season ticket distribution, discuss what they'd sell out the back off a car.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 1:42pm PDT

Craig Fowler is joined by Duncan McKay and Joel Sked to talk through the weekend's football. The trio begin with Sunday's live game at Pittodrie, as Steven Gerrard drank the Kool-Aid after watching his side better a shan Aberdeen performance with ten men. They then move to the two sides likely to battle it out for the title - Hearts and Hibs, of course - before trying to think of something original to say about Celtic beating Livi at home. There's a laugh about Jack Hamilton's antics before finishing on Tommy Wright's defensive relapse.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 3:37pm PDT

It's the lower league preview extravaganza! Craig Fowler is joined by CGT, Shaughan and Arbroath superstar Danny Denholm to go through each and every one of the 30 clubs from the three divisions. There's also a bodying of everyone's favourite troll to round things out.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 1:53pm PDT

Craig Fowler leads Joel Sked and Robert Borthwick through 12 questions ahead of the 2018/19 Ladbrokes Premiership season. The lads also give their predictions ahead of the new campaign and pick the best Terrace XI.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 12:31pm PDT

We go again. Scottish football, patter, laughter despair, moaning but most of all bodying all trolls.

In the first episode of the season Andy Harrow, Craig Anderson and Graeme work their way through the top flight's transfer business, talking the best, the worst (and the bad in Hamilton's case) armed with nothing but knowledge.

Let's go!

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 1:20pm PDT

Joel, Craig F and a special guest get together to discuss the three big matches from the final four days of the Scottish football season. Bye bye Partick Thistle, welcome Livingston, and congratulations Celtic.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:34am PDT

Fowler welcomes in CGT and Shaughan to do the last lower league extravaganza of the season as the trio look back through the play-offs, including Dundee United's season in a nutshell, Steve Aitken's defensive tactics, why Raith Rovers have held on to Barry Smith, the tweet that shall never be tweeted, and the Cove Rangers fan whose Saturday went downhill very quickly.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 3:40pm PDT

Craig Anderson and Graeme do their best to keep on top of all the weekend's action (you try rhyming off all the scorers from Easter Road in 300 degree heat), talk about how great Mark Reynolds was, throw another couple of conspiracies on the pile and try and figure out how many Young Scot Card holders were in the Hearts line up.

There's also a delve into the survival battle in a tense final day in the bottom six before rhyming off their top 12 strikers in a bumper episode. Craig Anderson's #1 may shock you!

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 2:10pm PDT

Craig F, Joel and Shaughan join forces to talk through the best moments from Scottish football over the past five months.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 12:30pm PDT

Duncan leads Craig F and Joel through the weekend's football, including Motherwell's horrendous defending, the Partick Thistle malaise, Dougie Imrie shitting himself (figuratively), why Hearts should still be concerned by a defeat to Celtic, and the problem with Jason Cummings.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:07am PDT

Craig Anderson is joined by Andy and Graeme as they debate the top 12 wingers in the league. We've got tricky wingers, pacey wingers, slightly disappointing wingers and a couple of dicks. They round out the show by briefly discussing the runners and riders of the playoffs so far. Raith Rovers... *cue hysterical laughter*

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 2:20pm PDT

Craig F, CGT and Shaughan mix things up for a Monday podcast, going all lower league to preview the first games of the play-offs and look back on the final weekend of the season in the Championship, League One and League Two.

*Apologies for the distracting background noises. Craig F's new kitten spent the second half of the pod acting like a fucking radge.*

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 3:37pm PDT

Craig F and Gary begin by discussing the latest Rangers 'Banter Years' statement. They then move on to Ross County's managerial situation before looking at the Player of the Year nominations and which stars were the biggest snubs. However, the crux of the show the latest top 12 as they tackle the impossible task of the best central midfielders.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 12:52pm PDT

Craig A hosts and Graeme talks about the weekend's premiership action. They've received Chairman Fow's directive to praise his beloved Hibs and they're doing it with gusto. There's some discussion on missed opportunities for Hearts and Aberdeen, too. They try to talk about the bottom six without making predictions, and spend far too long discussing the most inconsequential beef of the season, and what makes Dundee great.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 12:31pm PDT

Craig F is joined by Joel and Gary to talk over the latest episode of The Banter Years and where Mr Miller and Mr Wallace will likely end up next. They then travel back to the start of the season and relive their best and worst signings predictions, before moving to the latest documentary - or a nine-minute clip of one which focuses on East Fife v Cowdenbeath.

They then finish by announcing the winner of our competition to get a new Scotland strip. 

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 12:26pm PDT

After attending Hampden, scoffing a Dominoes and necking several lagers, five tipsy Terrace brothers took to the mic to bring you a raw, uncut hour-long show in the wake of the Celtic's thumping of Rangers.

After discussing everything from Russell Martin's incredible lay-off to Rogic and Brown's continued domination of these fixtures, the guys turned their attention to big fizzical Motherwell's disposal of an Aberdeen side that barely showed up. There was even time for a quick dip into the lower leagues.

Enjoy.

Disclaimer: No trolls were bodied in the making of this show.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 1:54pm PDT

There's a Graeme Thewliss, a Craig Anderson and an Andy Harrow on a Glasgow apartment choosing the best 12 centre-backs in Scottish football right now. Previously this would be like choosing from the basket filled with DVDs such as Sharknado, Anchorman and The Simpsons. Now it is Jurassic Park, Die Hard and Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.

They discuss how Paul Hanlon is now a winger, the John Souttar conundrum and why you're wrong about Kirk Broadfoot.

Well, there it is.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 12:52pm PDT

Robert Borthwick leads a very tender Craig Fowler through the weekend's fixtures as Rangers get a much-needed boost ahead of the semi-final, Aberdeen disappoint at Tynecastle, Hibs continue to act in a very un-Hibs manner, Celtic sleepwalk their way to another win, Thistle lose AGAIN, and two sides play out the most forgettable game of the season so far.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 1:23pm PDT