One day early! Thanks to scheduling conflicts (Transfer Deadline Day), The Terrace is coming to you a day early.

Because their Monday appearances have dried up, Joel and Craig F release their pent up opinions (if that's a thing) about each side in the Scottish Premiership.

There's also a look at every Hearts signing in the 'Craig Levein as director of football' era and transfer-saga Time Capsule.

Craig Cairns is joined by Robert and THISGraeme to run through the weekend Premiership action, including a goal bonanza at Firhill, Lee McCulloch finally saying he'll address Killie's home form, and a suggestion of a new name for one of Celtic Park's stands.

Respect.

Craig, Shaughan and Duncan discuss Celtic's Champions League draw, the second leg with Astana, TWO clubs sacking their managers in the last few days, Peter Houston being under pressure at Falkirk, the mental world of Billy Davies and the fall and rise of Dunfermline.

Word.

Craig Anderson, Andy Harrow and Craig Cairns run through the Scottish Premiership weekend, including Hamilton running riot at Hibs, Derek McInnes's continued tinkering, and Celtic's reserves dicking on the league.

Respect.

Craig F and Duncan have a chinwag about the appeals process and why it fails referees, Celtic's emphatic win against Astana, the mistakes made by Aberdeen in their new stadium bid, Hibs being bloody tremendous, and the most interesting lower league clubs from the first two weeks of the season.

Stay safe.

There's a Robert Borthwick, a Graeme Thewliss and an Andy Harr...hold on. There's a familiar looking face. Is that, is that....Craig Anderson? Yes, yes it is. Everyone's favourite statistician, (ex-)referee and pedant makes a triumphant return to look back at the weekend's action which was full of patter.

The trio start at Ibrox, discuss John Beaton, Anthony Stokes being the guy every team needs and Hibs looking good before weaving their way through Steven Boyd v Scott Allan, the red card bonanza at McDiarmid Park, Shay Logan's penchant for scoring against County, the Jags being denied a STONEWALL penalty (maybe) and a bit of hair pulling at Rugby Park.

Craig F, Gary and Duncan talk through the Betfred Cup action, including the (not so) surprising win for Dundee in the derby, Celtic kids putting Kilmarnock to the sword, St Johnstone being deceptively poor at home, and Rangers playing with a bit of urgency.

From there the trio read out some 5* reviews, make reactionary predictions based on week one, and end on a Time Capsule.

THE BIZ IS BACK - Scott is joined by Andy and Graeme as we review the week one action from Season Five. The boys discuss Celtic's opening day stroll against Jon Daly's Hearts, Simon Murray's colour clash, the damage done by Kris Boyd's sonic-boomer and Dundee's inability to defend. A quick discussion of how dreadful Accies' shirt is is complemented with positives from everyone at Fir Park.

Stick in.

Craig F is joined by Shaughan and Craig G Telfer to bring you an extensive lower league preview. There's talk of Falkirk running Dundee United close for the Championship crown, Dunfermline's merging of last season's Raith Rovers with 2014 Rangers, Dumbarton putting the Kirkcaldy band back together, an exciting title battle in League One, Airdrie's numerous problems, and the biggest reason Edinburgh City shouldn't have signed Craig Thomson.

But that's not all! As customary when CGT is on the show, we finish with another BODY ALL TROLLS segment.